Saturday, March 5, 2011

I Slept Ten Hours Last Night. Why Do I Still Feel Tired?

Congressman: "No, I wasn't just staring at you. Why would you ask me that? .... You saw me? .... You were imaging things. Someone has a big head, me thinks."

Me: "You're doing it again!" Congressman: "Oh, what this? No, this was just... I was just checking... I thought you had something in your teeth. ..... But your mouth was closed, you say? Uh, uh... I could smell it. You know with my super cat sense of smell. I was just waiting for you to open your mouth to confirm, NOT trying to steal your breath."

Congressman: "Wait, what? Who said anything about stealing your breath? .... Me?? You are imaging things again. ..... You heard me, so did Ike? *dead air* I was just saying that I WASN'T stealing your breath cause I would never do that! .... What? I always look nervous. I'm a cat that lives with three dogs. It's how I look. *using cat mind powers* You are feeling very sleepy."



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