
Congressman: "No, I wasn't just staring at you. Why would you ask me that? .... You  saw me? .... You were imaging things. Someone has a big head, me  thinks."

Me: "You're doing it again!"  Congressman: "Oh, what this?  No, this was  just... I was just checking... I thought you had something in your  teeth. .....  But your mouth was closed, you say? Uh, uh... I could smell  it. You know with my super cat sense of smell.  I was just waiting for  you to open your mouth to confirm, NOT trying to steal your breath."

Congressman: "Wait, what? Who said anything about stealing your breath?  .... Me??  You are imaging things again. ..... You heard me, so did Ike?  *dead air* I was just saying that I WASN'T stealing your breath cause 
I  would never do that! .... What? I always look nervous. I'm a cat that  lives with three dogs. It's how I look. *using cat mind powers* You are  feeling very sleepy."